life in a black boot part deux

my recent activities have been restricted due to life in a black boot (please see part uno for a visual). i can't do any sort of activity that requires the use of legs so i've been trying to get creative with ways of exercising my body despite an out of commission limb...okay not really, i've become the ideal candidate for obesity studies.

some of my daily activities include:
one. using my now perfect puppy dog eyes and display of black boot so others can exert energy on my behalf for that glass of water or daily chore i need done (works out the face)
two. mapping out the least amount of walking possible at work/home (works out the quads)
three. exercising the fingers using each once for every trip on the elevator at work (works out the arms)
four. getting the only seat in the bar or any other social setting to further flatten the nice ass (works out the gluteus maximus)
five. doing one armed pushups (is non-sensical)
five. five random instances of doing the robot (works out the whole body minus said ooc limb)

as you can see from some of the activities...life in a black boot is not all it is cut out to be. you may get people to feel sorry for you but if that person ever has a failing limb...they will hand you that iou coupon back. but...no one can take those robot moves from me dammit!

okay, i have to go give my ailing limb a bath or actually my hot nurse is calling to give my ailing limb a hot bath. poor me.